draeneis:

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

blackberryshawty:

me: i dont deserve this I’m a good person

god: 

coluring:

oh hot damn

7eggs:

1000nipples:

7eggs:

27teacups:

7eggs:

27teacups:

fuckstev:

there were seven eggs left

same

you must have a lot of tea cups

yes

i am very proud of your collection

hey guys

dude fholy shit

onion-souls:

lewisaur:

wilhedivahater:

theyarenotaboy:

Put this in the MOMA

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

wow

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

meghanmclovin:

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions